It’s one of those epic responses that will make you say “Oh, f**k.” Too late woman! It’s too late.
It ain’t like the medieval times, you know? It’s better to enhance your “other bikini bottom” skills if you’re not that confident. It’s the little primal areas of body obsession that is considered a death question to every man. Confidence men! Confidence even if it fails! When it comes to men’s *ahem* package, that “ Height and shoulder-to-hip ratio,” is scary AF. Oh, the struggles of being an average man who is expected to be more than an average. And eventually walking into a stranger’s home without getting arrested.
Fortunate enough to save your car’s dear life from turning into a scrap metal the next day. Transformed into a walking zombie after 03:00 AM. Smashed (who knows) how many alcohol shots. Meaning, you went out clubbing a night before. Your brain is soo delayed, but your ass is already up. Mom’s yelling is another instance that everything becomes too blurry as soon as she slams the door into your bedroom. At least, it’s something to remember forever, right? Nah.Īpart from hitting your head somewhere after getting drunk last night. Needless to say, every cool dude who brings a new face in the club have experienced getting tangled in this mess. So, the booze gave him a high dose of confidence to say the “N” word that sent his ass at the garbage chute. Wait, where’s the shiny ride?Īlso See: 105 Friday Memes that Will Get You Ready For the Weekend Does it not remind you of the old-school fun fashion of the 90s wherein teens wear vibrant clothes and giant accessories. Rocking those iconic coordinated looks with matching colors. Please, go home and sit in your rocking chair.ĭressed up to look swag, no problem! Challenge accepted. I will not be picking up your drunk ass when you find yourself cuddling your vomit outside your favorite sports bar.
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